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OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am, #243671
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am, #243670
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am, #243669
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm, #243664
Cinco leons señora Priss


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm, #257681
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm, #249089
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm, #249067
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm, #221105
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.59/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm, #101317
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm, #248503
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248494
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248493
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #238671
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm, #238622
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm, #238585
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm, #238583
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


ZOMBIE ENDINGS -


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm, #229994

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm, #229992
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am, #229854

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am, #229840
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm, #229820
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm, #229816
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters


MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe




NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.


TAGS: words gaming ctrl alt del comics
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am, #134775
and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven. so timmy you are banned from heaven
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am, #134774
srry this is gunn be long You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:43 pm, #132781
AAAAAAAAAAAAA So it is written...so it shall be done.


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am, #101278
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.83/5

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Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm, #254744
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am, #254738
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am, #229340
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm, #229305

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm, #229300
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm, #229284
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229282
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm, #229281
Lol!! That's so mean!


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm, #242616
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242615
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm, #242614
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm, #242613
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242612
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm, #118072
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am, #108641
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am, #108639
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am, #108638
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am, #108636
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am, #108634
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am, #106727
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am, #106724
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am, #106723
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am, #106719
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am, #106717
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am, #106633
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #106631
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am, #106629
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am, #106628
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am, #106627
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am, #106626
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am, #106624
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm, #106616
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm, #106614
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm, #106612
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm, #106609
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am, #101707
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am, #101290
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am, #101267
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am, #101234
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am, #101200
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am, #101199
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #100978
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm, #100945
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


SERIAL EXTERMINATOR -


TAGS: jigsaw saw slug salt maze
Rating: 3.19/5

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LOLWUT - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm, #91978
genius
Guest - June 18, 2009, 6:36 pm, #88103
Lol thats great


20 Something -




MEANWHILE - In an alternate universe


TAGS: meanwhile in an alternate universe
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

skateinferno - March 31, 2013, 4:12 pm, #244775
This is my kind of boxing
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #241557
And a little bit after...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #241556
You have changed the way I look at the world. I also feel really bad about all those times I humped my pillow during puberty...


THE OLD SALT -


TAGS: salty navy humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 1:14 pm, #248558

(guffah)
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:33 pm, #248556
I know,….went to bed earlier this too bright sunday morning…..head hurts when I laugh……’buoy’…that’s….ow
lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 12:08 pm, #248554

Buoy....
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:52 am, #248552
Rancors aweigh…sigh


BIPOLAR - A kinder term for Are you nucking futs?


TAGS: illnesses mentalhealth
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 9:02 pm, #238672
I try to be. :D
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:18 am, #238606
Haha...I said but with an extra t!
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:17 am, #238605
You think that's something? All my stick people have belly b***ons! Thanks for the kind(er) words hun.
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 10:33 pm, #238599
d***, Prissy, you’re so god*** good sometimes. Hurry…..go paint something before it passes.


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am, #129052
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm, #128575
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm, #128412
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am, #128342
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am, #128338
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm, #128043
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm, #128036
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am, #127803
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #127796
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #127788
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm, #127783
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm, #127782
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm, #127779
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm, #127778
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm, #127777
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #127737
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm, #127736
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm, #127732
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm, #127728
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!


TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

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Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am, #218649
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am, #218648
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm, #218639
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm, #218636
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm, #218623
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am, #234831
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm, #234825
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm, #234809
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am, #234798
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am, #234793

love it :)


WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER




FRENCH FRIES IS HEALTHY FOOD, YOU BETCHA -


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm, #248531
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


THE TRUTH -


TAGS: love loyalty faith
Rating: 4.92/5

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Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:07 pm, #218501
Amen, plutopooch. His only crime: he loved too much. Take 'er eeeesse, space.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218496
Aggy was one of the best.
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #204853
Touche'!


JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.


TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm, #226691
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.


COPY & PASTE - Ctrl+Alt Twins




OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough.


TAGS: funny humor obama healthcare
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:22 am, #185839
Last chance.... please halt political talk on motifake - we have a sister site - politifake.org - where you can discuss and post to your heart's content. But here, we no longer discuss the topic. Thank you.
Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am, #185838
Sad thing is that it's still a step in the right direction. Currently, private insurance kills 45K Americans every year, or a 9/11 every three weeks.


LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?


TAGS: loyalty dog wife trunk happy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Jenna3220 - June 26, 2012, 6:57 pm, #236663
Sick and disrespectful. What's wrong with you?
Peso - August 31, 2011, 1:04 pm, #223754
Just wrong. A fallen Military member is barely dead a week and you use his image.
caveman - August 29, 2011, 8:55 am, #223667
Great first poster, 5 L's for you
hktb40 - August 27, 2011, 1:43 pm, #223591
sooooo true. nice job


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am, #206413
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am, #80703
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am, #80695
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am, #80418
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


30K CAFE -




ATTITUDE -


TAGS: attitude aptitude altitude mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

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pratham - January 9, 2012, 2:37 am, #227377
nice..


THE CAKE - Not a lie.


TAGS: cake rock alternative music band lie
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Regression&Division

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am, #253988
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242404
*known
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242403
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am, #239092
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm, #153792
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


EAT ORGANIC -


TAGS: healthy food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am, #252383
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm, #252374
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm, #245240
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm, #242742
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm, #242735
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm, #242734
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am, #242715
Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


THE PROBLEM IS THAT OBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY - NO THE PROBLEM IS THAT NO ONE RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.55/5


REALITY -


TAGS: beautiful smart wealthy loving mariand
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am, #239218
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am, #239170
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am, #231763

:)
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm, #231743
EXCELLENT… 5 FIVE MGM LIONS
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm, #231721
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm, #231681
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm, #231679
5L


I ALWAYS TAKE LIFE - With a grain of salt, plus some tequila and sliced limes ...




STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am, #134282
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am, #101755
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm, #101409
Huru could take everyone else.


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm, #106422
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm, #75243
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm, #56936
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm, #56934
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm, #56932
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am, #32809
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am, #25820
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm, #25719
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm, #168696
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am, #168596
Never said better. 5L


GUD SPELLARS DIMINISH PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: grammar calendar rock salt sign
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:47 pm, #226078
No, you're not.
MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 7:08 am, #225787
Am I the only one who hears banjos playing?......


DODGEBALL - He's doing it right




Truculence -


TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm, #260037
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's


CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: does not apply to the famous or ridiculously wealthy
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:56 pm, #158720
Very. 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:46 am, #158655
Excellent Haar! 5L


MICHAEL LOST WALT -


TAGS: michael walt lost matrix link
Rating: 3.46/5

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crankyhead - December 31, 2012, 11:59 pm, #242086
At first I was like, 'd***, that don't look like Skyler...'
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 11:47 pm, #242085
I got it right away. Same actor in Matrix and Lost. I gave it 5Ls, mostly because it took me by surprise.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 10, 2011, 12:00 am, #219791
Even though the average person might ot get it, people who are die-hard matrix fans are sure to get it. No reason to give them 1L ...3L maybe
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:49 pm, #219787
Is the average person supposed to know what the fhuck this means? 1L


SWEARING -




NO ONE - Can stop Stealth Bunny!




THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm, #251983
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm, #251977
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm, #251976

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm, #251975

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm, #251973
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm, #251972

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm, #251971

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm, #251965
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm, #251962
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


ALTERNATIVE FASHION -


TAGS: alternative fashion rebel alan martin
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:33 pm, #229413
so true, these days...


WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...


TAGS: i have altered the pool
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:41 pm, #175693
Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm b***er... mmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 7:36 pm, #175692
mmmm, garlic roasted baby asparagus....
Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:34 pm, #175691
Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 6:13 pm, #175686
well, chef, if you must know, after the 100 posters you feed us so far, we're waiting for the main course,
Chef - May 11, 2010, 5:35 pm, #175682
Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 5:20 pm, #175681
The look on his face cracks me up!


LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm, #178852
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178578
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm, #178466
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm, #178258
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm, #178240
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm, #178216
LMAO!


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim R@per - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm, #133411
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


MEDICAL INTERNS -


TAGS: health doctors exam prostate
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:30 pm, #234807
Can't stop laughing...


IRANIAN HEALTH CARE - Are you sure this will fix my broken ankle Achmed ?




NO NEED - CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.


TAGS: ctrl alt del
Rating: 3.74/5

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boston - August 4, 2012, 1:28 pm, #238068
is crashed?
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm, #230425
Bull Crap !


CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm, #129215
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm, #129213

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm, #129211
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm, #129208

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm, #129206
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm, #129205

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm, #129203
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm, #129202
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm, #129201
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm, #129199
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm, #129196
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm, #129195
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm, #129194
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm, #129193
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm, #129192
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm, #129190
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm, #129189
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm, #129187
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm, #129185
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm, #104316
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm, #104185

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am, #104184
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am, #104169
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm, #103258
I love the tags!


VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




STEALTH - Your doing it right...


TAGS: stealth
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Couzin

MPsniper - December 5, 2012, 7:41 pm, #241226
grammar.....its the law. off with you're head
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 11:10 am, #241220
*sigh* "you're" = You are. When "your" is used, it is possessive. Since I do not own a "doing", this makes zero sense. Anyway, great idea!


NO MERCY PLEASE -


TAGS: supergirl wholesome healthy ideas
Rating: 4.68/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm, #220015
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm, #220014
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!


ARGUING -


TAGS: altercation wife last word mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by mariand

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am, #245029
Wife having last word implies that she, at some point, stops talking. 5Ls anyways
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:29 pm, #244977
I got the final word once. Nothing trumps "divorce!" Full custody for me, no visitation rights for you.
mariand - April 8, 2013, 12:34 pm, #244959
lol...thanks ;)
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:26 pm, #244958
as a husband, I confirm officially. 5


TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by mariand

maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm, #240378
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm, #218874
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am, #212996
LOL 5L


Cookie Monster -


TAGS: monster health food pulp fiction
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:48 am, #177366
Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:46 am, #177363
It's never too soon.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:43 am, #177360
Too soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:38 am, #177357
and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:15 am, #177355
don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:11 am, #177353
its called fruit you fat f***
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:40 am, #60233
No i don't speak Cookie.


This -


TAGS: calendar rolled in salt lick
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

theyuk - May 18, 2015, 12:29 am, #261248
177200
GaryO - May 17, 2015, 11:35 pm, #261247
wunna the better TDN tunes, wunna the better posters. 5L


MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection


TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm, #202918
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm, #179226
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm, #163979
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm, #163968
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm, #163961
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm, #163959
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm, #163958
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm, #163935
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*


WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time




H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted




NOT NATURAL -




HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.




MENS HEALTH -


TAGS: mens health urinals streams
Rating: 4.67/5

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champ99 - May 11, 2011, 10:02 am, #218431
Umm, no. lol
maddness17 - May 10, 2011, 4:36 pm, #218374
not even if you paid me...
maddness17 - May 10, 2011, 4:35 pm, #218373
not even if you paid me
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 10:40 am, #218319
but if we dont cross streams how would we defeat ZUUL!!!!
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:49 am, #218224
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
steph1 - May 7, 2011, 4:23 am, #218222
how about looking? do you guys secretly check?


AEROBICS -




WEALTH - Money can't buy you happiness, but Poverty can buy you nothing.


TAGS: wealth poor rich money
Rating: 4.38/5

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spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:04 am, #231449
5o true(favoreted)


love is a battlefield -




WELL DOC HOW AM I - THE EXAMINE WENT WELL AS A MATTER OF FACT IF YOU DIE TOMORROW IT WON'T BE FROM ANYTHING SERIOUS


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.33/5
MPsniper - October 1, 2012, 8:49 pm, #239639
the examine?....LoL


JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




M.A.L.T. WINTER SOLSTICE -


TAGS: malt solstice interpretive dance
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:54 pm, #147189
White miniskirted burka-hooded women walk like Egyptians, and one limbos while pretending to drive a Lambo?


YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS - ...are no match for the power of the Dark Side




KING ARTHUR -


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am, #137143
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm, #137003
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm, #136814
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am, #136801
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm, #136610
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm, #136590
Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm, #136584
Cheers!
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm, #136583
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm, #136582
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the gra** or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!


ALTERNATIVE AT ANY PRICE - Like Mainstream - But Worse




ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am, #208086
91506


SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health


TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm, #106840
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


ADDICTION -


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am, #83480
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am, #83470
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am, #83461
So why even try? I say reject the false dich**omy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am, #80403
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...


REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm, #257155
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am, #257143
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am, #257141

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm, #257131

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm, #257130

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm, #257125
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm, #257123
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


A RECORD THAT CAN'T BE BROKEN -




Born To Rule -


TAGS: royalty king prince charles england
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - July 29, 2014, 6:02 pm, #255908
BINGO!
Reality Lord - July 29, 2014, 3:55 pm, #255906

LOL5


THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -


TAGS: college philosophy major altruism jobs
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm, #260495

Nope.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260493
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line


REALITY -


TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm, #208531
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm, #207568
funny & true 5L


CASH -


TAGS: may challenge loyalty
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by sickartist

MO - May 24, 2010, 12:18 pm, #177541
And in your part time job you work for L's......so here's 5 of 'em!!


DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.




RESPECT - It SHOULD be measured by the amount your ENEMIES have for YOU.




YOU ARE GUARANTEED - That Cary Grant Was NOT The One Who Dealt It.


TAGS: cary grant dealt fart elevator
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2012, 7:41 pm, #233909
Yes, North By Northwest - my favorite Hitch**** film.
Iconoclast - April 26, 2012, 10:21 pm, #233884
Yes. North by Northwest.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 6:50 pm, #233881
trying to figure out what movie that is.. North by Northwest?
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:34 pm, #233873

The lady ion the beige pillbox hat is trying to look innocent. 5LLLLL


LIFE ALTERING - Everyone's had their moment, but was yours as delicious?


TAGS: bacon life altering graph
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 7:33 pm, #181588
Double Post *face-Palm*
MrRandom - September 1, 2009, 3:57 am, #113763
Awesome, 5 kitties
MrRandom - September 1, 2009, 3:56 am, #113762
Awesome, 5 kitties
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 1:34 pm, #102504
thank you ****head (not and insult its your name, but i guess you already know that so i didnt need to explain that so why am i still typ...
Shithead - July 29, 2009, 11:10 am, #101824
This is what Motifake is all about. This is one of the few lately that has made me laugh, you get 5 Lions my good sir.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 8:06 am, #101756
jalford, man u sure got my card.
Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:48 am, #101751
I think someone woke up on the wrong side of the anime this morning.
jalford - July 29, 2009, 7:36 am, #101750
(comment deleted - ban warning!)


Spread the Wealth -


TAGS: marx spread the wealth
Rating: 3.26/5
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:04 am, #138286
Ugh...4 more days and I have to pay taxes again,I managed to miss most of this nonsense.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:00 am, #132472
Hand ups, not hand outs. Regardless, the the govt out of the business of picking winners and losers.
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:20 pm, #132280
As someone who is poor (no job right now) and has no health insurance, I'd at least like the OPPORTUNITY to get rich. If I stay poor, that's MY fault. Don't reward me for contributing NOTHING. Make me earn my way and contribute to society.
rockntractor - October 26, 2009, 12:51 am, #130847
Hey if you have some extra money derek nobodies stopping you from helping some one in need! I could give you some websites where you can give!
Derek - October 19, 2009, 6:52 pm, #128038
Is this not the whole point? Some 50 Million people haven't any form of health care. Some may be lazy, but that doesn't mean one should let the rest grovel the way they do now. What percentage of the military budget will this cost?
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:53 pm, #127780
I never stated we should abandon those who truly need help. They are already being helped under the current system. Obama's socialist view makes it easier for able-bodied but lazy folks to suck the welfare tit even more.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:49 pm, #127729
Of course, we're not only talking about "able-bodied" people, but even they can have learning difficulties, be insane, be saddled with a number of young children or other dependent relatives.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:58 pm, #114029
In the US where there is as much opportunity to succeed as anywhere in the world, how pathetic is it if an able-bodied person can't get it together? Where are you going to go if you can't make something of yourself here?
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 3:47 pm, #113891
Kippers always makes me think of dirty underwear for some reason.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:47 pm, #113876
Confound you Ed-Hyde! You've exposed me for the silver spoon offspring that I really am. I'm going to have to have my Manservant Jeeves do you in...right after he brings me my kippers and toast.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:22 pm, #113870
Well obviously LogicDude, you didn't actually work for those houses. (80+ hours a week, massive amounts of travel and heartache and blood sweat and tears). You must have inherited them, or cheated 'Da System'. You can't earn money honestly, of course.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:07 pm, #113866
If I work my tail off to buy 4 vacation houses why should I HAVE to give one up to feed someone TOO LAZY to do the same?
mw - September 1, 2009, 1:34 pm, #113859
give according to his NEEDS!!!!! it's a socialist policy and I like. stupid rich people don't want to give up their fourth vacation house so people can eat more than one meal a day...
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:38 am, #72414
Kiss my a**. Get a job and make your own way. Nobamma is a loser.
Karl Marx - November 16, 2008, 3:59 pm, #36865
Thou shalt not use my name in vain.
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:56 pm, #36864
Playing with your ***k in Iraq isn't socialism, It's fascism.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:08 pm, #30189
I love how people call Obama a socialist. Georgie Bush just spent a trillion dollars playing with his ***k in Iraq. What's that? It's National Socialism.
Bow Down - October 24, 2008, 3:47 pm, #30128
to the overlord douchebag, his name says it all
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 3:39 pm, #30124
Looks like it's still troll season.
MiddleClass - October 24, 2008, 3:26 pm, #30122
f***in communist wants to ruin this whole d*** country


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